I don't ask for much

I use to love my Von Zipper sunglasses. And now I hate my sunglasses. They are stupid and ugly and are hand-me-downs so I didn't get to even pick them out. They are boy glasses. They are all scratched up and have been dropped way too many times. Why the change of heart? Well I was browsing the sunglasses at a motorcycle shop when I saw these new Von Zipper glasses called "elmore". Oh man they were so freakin awesome. I had someone unlock the case and I tried them on. I was hoping that they would look awful and therefore I wouldn't want to buy them. Well of course they fit great and looked cool and I soo wanted them. Then I looked at the price tag. Let out a heavy sigh, said good-bye to the awesome Elmore sunglasses and walked out of the store and put on my old scratched up Von Zipper's. And I have hated my sunglasses ever since.